Monday, July 2, 2012

You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

Well this one is starring some dude and some chick. The chick looks stunning sometimes and others simply plain. The dude, I don't know, I think he's been in some other chicky type films, but I really cannot know for sure. The film also stars Bob Schneider and Tia Carrere. The duo plays cousins, and helps to keep a viewer planted in their seat.

Rob was funny, and playing some sort of Puerto Rican was certainly the best part of the movie. Vinnie Jones plays the bad guy, and the film paradoxically makes Vinnie seem not even slightly scary.

I am fully aware of the fact that Vinnie would kick my head off in person, but You May Not Kiss the Bride does not house one of his finest performances and within he is more of a bitch boy than a thug. I can not think of an instance in which I would recommend You May Not Kiss the Bride, but I also would not piss on the cover if I saw it in public.

2.4 Stars

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